stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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