Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Green mimosas i think yes
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
And then the night went full on bisexual.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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