Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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