Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You left your phone here
Wait...
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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