dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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