if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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