so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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