By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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