Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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