Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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