clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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