I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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