What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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