I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
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so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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