I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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