Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Buhtt sex?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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