Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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