I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can I color on your dick again?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
