i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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