and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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