I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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