He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
