that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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