I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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