Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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