I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
So many bounce houses so little time
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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