Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
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So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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