Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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