it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
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Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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