So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just high enough for therapy.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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