I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Randomize
