I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
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