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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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