You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
smell my finger.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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