she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
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