I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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