He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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