So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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