I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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