I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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