Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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