Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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