Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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