do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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