Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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