We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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