Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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