The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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