pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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