Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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