I want to stick my p in your. b.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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