Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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