I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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