went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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