he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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