we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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