I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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