i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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